Mike Macauley Flees Country After Birthday

Mike Macauley’s parents have written in to inform us that Mike went missing today around 10 AM EST. His parents suspect that Mike has fled the country out of embarrassment after staffers including myself posted pictures of him while working on the website.

We haven’t heard anything official from Mike and don’t expect to for the next few days, but we’ll be sure to let you know as soon as we do!